Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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