- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

what are three short words? i a am

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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