Pickles are powerful

Bark I'm a tree

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

it's funny because it's funny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Death by kayak

Obamacare

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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