your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Connor is homo

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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