When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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