What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Anti Joke

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