How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

what is orange? an orange

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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