Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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