what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's red and a cow? Red cow

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