- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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