- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Sex vagina. lol.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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