What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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