- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.