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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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