Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Hi, my name is Jake.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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