Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

my wife out of the kitchen

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Rush Limbaugh

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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