- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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