- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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