Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Anti Joke

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