- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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