Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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You know whats funny Aids

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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