What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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