What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A child walks into a classroom.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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