Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

poopy is poopy

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Rush Limbaugh

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Justin with a hat.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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