- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

White men's rights

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Who does creatine? James Cornish

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

a black man walks out of popeyes

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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