Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A fat guy!

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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sdfrgtyuki

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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