- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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