- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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