Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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I'm Polish.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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knock knock whos their a person

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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