The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Hi

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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