Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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