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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

H o m o comes out as homo

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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