What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

wanna here a joke? you.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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