A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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