- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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