- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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