Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Wright flyer

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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