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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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