Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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An anti-joke

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

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