a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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