- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Knock Knock. Come in.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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