What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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