- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Women's rights.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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