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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

The queen having a shit

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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