What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Robin, get in the car!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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