- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Read a Book.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Womens rights.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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