- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Your Mum is soo fat.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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