- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

wanna here a joke? you.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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