- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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