Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Ehh

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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