Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What would Muhammed do?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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