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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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