Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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