Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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