- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

NEVER

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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