Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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