what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

WNBA

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

poop.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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