Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Obama

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Irish sobriety

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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