- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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