Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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