Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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