Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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That is so fetch

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Face Hunter is scum

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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