Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Sex education in Texas.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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