- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a black man? A person

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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